I LOVE Jaden's confidence. He has a "SWAG" (I believe that is what the kids call it) that took me much longer to embrace in life than he. We were talking tonight and he told me that he asked a girl named Ryan if she wanted to go out sometime; To the park or something. He said she just looked at him and looked away. He then asked why girls say things like OMG and LOL. I said because it is too much work these days to say "Gag me with a spoon", or to actually Laugh, Loudly, Vocally. I wasn't sure what to say. I told him to walk in tomorrow and ignore her. Chicks seem to want you more when you seem disinterested. I'm not sure I should be giving a 9 year old advice on how to get chicks to like you, but I can assure you that I can teach him how to make them love you AND hate you. My boys chose the wrong father for this job.
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Recently my incredible girlfriend bought be a pair of "readers". I could NOT have been more offended nor more elated at the same time. Anyone that knows me understands that I am NOT the best "loser". However, once I placed them before my eyes I was like the squirrel from Ice Age finding the acorn. I'm still trying to hide it from the public. Mostly because I want all of the ladies that are secretly awaiting me becoming single again know that I am aging and that my eyesight is very slightly deteriorating. Nonetheless, these are SO incredible that I feel like I can see the future.....And IT is bright......Perhaps I should wear "Shades" for that adventure.......
Monday, September 28, 2015
A Monster Created
So I have officially created a 9 year old monster. I'll admit that I have spoiled Jaden when it comes to getting him the sports video games shortly after they are released. However tonight made me realize that I have gone too far. This is the text I received from him tonight; "Can you get NBA2K16 tomorrow please it is such a boss game I'm begging you for NBK2K16 please please please please please please please please with a cherry on top I'll be your best friend please please please I'm begging you for NBA2K16 please please please please please get it pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee. Text me bye night. I love you so much" I think I have decided that before I buy him his next game that I need to see proper spelling and punctuation. Clearly he is spending more time playing video games than he is learning how to communicate effectively. I'll probably be at Game Stop in the morning. :-(
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