What you see before you is one of the most diabolical creations ever put on the face of the Earth. There is NO freaking way someone with kids created this product. It has to be some single jerkwad that has never dated a girl, nonetheless considered having kids. This is the Lunchables Pizza + Treatza. Let me tell you what it consists of for your reading pleasure. It contains 3 pizza crusts, a bag of shredded mozzarella (in very small pieces), a bag of pizza sauce, a bag of chocolate fudge frosting and a huge compartment of mini rainbow chips. Oh and to top it off, a Capri Sun fruit juice. Now here's the best part, they expect my three year old to CREATE the pizza and cookie. Well, needless to say, I will be finding fudge, pizza suce, mozzarella and these freaking rainbow chips for months to come. "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer employee, that is what I'd truly like to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer employee, I hunt down the guy that created this and kick the crap out of him!!!!!!" Enjoy your day!Thursday, September 24, 2009
Oscar Mayer = EVIL!
What you see before you is one of the most diabolical creations ever put on the face of the Earth. There is NO freaking way someone with kids created this product. It has to be some single jerkwad that has never dated a girl, nonetheless considered having kids. This is the Lunchables Pizza + Treatza. Let me tell you what it consists of for your reading pleasure. It contains 3 pizza crusts, a bag of shredded mozzarella (in very small pieces), a bag of pizza sauce, a bag of chocolate fudge frosting and a huge compartment of mini rainbow chips. Oh and to top it off, a Capri Sun fruit juice. Now here's the best part, they expect my three year old to CREATE the pizza and cookie. Well, needless to say, I will be finding fudge, pizza suce, mozzarella and these freaking rainbow chips for months to come. "I wish I were an Oscar Mayer employee, that is what I'd truly like to be. 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer employee, I hunt down the guy that created this and kick the crap out of him!!!!!!" Enjoy your day!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
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