So I put Jaden down for bed tonight and stayed in with him until he went to sleep. While I was lying on the floor, he was making some noises in bed. Basically he was lightly kicking the wall. When I told him to stop kicking the wall, he responded with "I not kicking the wall daddy". This was immediately followed with a different kicking sound. Now, I am certainly not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I certainly know the difference between kicking drywall and kicking the side of a plastic bed frame. The little punk....errr, "pumpkin" lied to daddy and tried to cover it up. I'm so proud! Always look them in the eye when you tell your lies son! That's half the battle. If that doesn't work use the old Jedi Mind Trick that Eddie Murphy used to talk about in his stand up routine in Raw;
- Mr. T walked up to me and said "I heard you did some jokes about me."
- "No you didn't."
- "Maybe I didn't...I'm gonna beat up the fool that told me them lies"



































