Sunday, October 19, 2008

CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED!
Do NOT continue reading if you have a queasy stomach or are easily "grossed out".
If you can't turn away, have someone else read it first to advise if you should read or not.

So we have started to let Jaden wear "big boy" underwear around the house lately, as we are trying to potty train him. Well, he and I got up early this morning and came downstairs. After breakfast I decided to put him in underwear. We played and watched cartoons and had a great time. However, a little later Jaden said he "pooped". I went over and got him and took him to the bathroom. I looked in the back of his diaper and sure as sh......Errr, I meant, sure enough he had pooped in his diaper. Well, I wasn't sure what to do, so I figured I would take off his underwear and empty it into the toilet. As I was pulling his diaper down, I found that sometimes reflexes take over, even when you don't want them to do so. Just as the underwear was coming down the block of poop decided to fall out of the leg hole. I'm not sure why, but instead of letting it hit the floor I caught it. I freaking caught it in my hand. I wasn't sure what to do and Jaden was mortified. I just started laughing and calmly dropped it into the toilet. I'm just glad no one was there to see it. It will just be Jaden and daddy's little secret........Enjoy your day!